CAN I SEE SOME FORM OF ID?

Well, you can forget about calling me "GRANNY"! Everyone is on to me. I used Granny's ID ONCE to buy a bulk box of turkey jerky. I must have had her ID on me when I was found wandering. Since I am frisky, like a younger dog, they determined that I am only 5-7 years old. So, the secret is out..you can call me Elly May Clampett! Oh...speaking of secrets...it was Granny that caught the real turkey..not me!